The Avengers + sassiness; part II

Professor: we are all technically made of star dust.
David: told you I was a star, bitch
Professor: get out.
David: don't be trying to stop my shine.

(Source: remusjohnslupin)




I swear if you ever call me:

Young lady.
Little girl.
Little lady.
Little madam.
Or brat.

Your penis will be a very happy penis.

“Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’”

- Lena Dunham, in an interview with The Guardian (x)

(Source: reshmarambles)

Someone in a Barcelona shirt just told me Real Madrid sucked. I politely replied that if we sucked what did it mean about them since we whooped that ass yesterday.

Why is it that the bad guys are always mean to animals?

Sebastian Stan being sassy about the question: Would you want to be Captain America?

(Source: marvelassembles)